About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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