I need help removing her.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Randomize
