so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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