ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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