You're my little dorito
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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