: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
