come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
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