My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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