That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I have feelings that need drinking.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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