I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
The Olympian is in my bed
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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