am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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