I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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