She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
