I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
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