he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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