Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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