There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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