I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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