Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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