just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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