Where is the hickey?
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Randomize