sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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