You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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