She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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