i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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