would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Mom said you looked used
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Your cock deserves a montage
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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