I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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