go do what you do best...puke behind churches
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Randomize
