I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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