WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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