Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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