it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
only you would photoshop your dick
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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