Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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