How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
that's an acceptable place to lick
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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