Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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