So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Randomize
