At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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