OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Just cropdusted the office
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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