i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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