Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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