just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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