Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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