Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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