I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Randomize
