You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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