whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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