Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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