Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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