Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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