Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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