at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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