I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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