he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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