I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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